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jurgenvv

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:+ sorry, kon het niet laten om dit te posten :+

When using a public campground, a tuba placed on your picnic table will keep the campsites on either side vacant.

Old socks can be made into high fiber beef jerky by smoking them over an open fire.

Modern rain suits made of fabrics that "breathe" enable campers to stay dry in a downpour. Rain suits that sneeze, cough, and belch, however, have been proven to add absolutely nothing to the wilderness experience.

The best backpacks are named for national parks or mountain ranges. Steer clear of those named for landfills.

Acupuncture was invented by a camper who found a porcupine in his sleeping bag.

Lint from your navel makes a handy fire starter. Warning: Remove lint from navel before applying the match.

You'll never be lost if you remember that moss always grows on the
north side of your compass.

You can compress the diameter of your rolled up sleeping bag by running over it with your car.

Take this simple test to see if you qualify for solo camping. Shine a flashlight into one ear. If the beam shines out the other ear, do not go into the woods alone.

In emergency situations, you can survive in the wilderness by shooting small game with a slingshot made from the elastic waistband of your underwear.

I love camping. You haven’t lived until you’ve cut your way out of a sleeping bag with a Swiss army knife.

I enjoy communing with nature. I just don't like it when nature tries communing back.
 
>:+ sorry, kon het niet laten om dit te posten :+
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>When using a public campground, a tuba placed on your picnic
>table will keep the campsites on either side vacant. ... jah een dode kat ook.
>
>Old socks can be made into high fiber beef jerky by smoking
>them over an open fire. en het smaakt nog beter dan het echte spul.
>
>Modern rain suits made of fabrics that "breathe" enable
>campers to stay dry in a downpour. Rain suits that sneeze,
>cough, and belch, however, have been proven to add
>absolutely nothing to the wilderness experience. broertjes die dat ook doen helpen ook nie echt.
>
>The best backpacks are named for national parks or mountain
>ranges. Steer clear of those named for landfills. dus blijf vooral weg van rugzak 'Tsjernobyl'
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>
>You can compress the diameter of your rolled up sleeping bag
>by running over it with your car. ik heb het geprobeerd met andere spullen en na 2 keer wou mn kat niet meer meewerken.
>
>
>In emergency situations, you can survive in the wilderness
>by shooting small game with a slingshot made from the
>elastic waistband of your underwear. of je kan ze gewoon aan je onderbroek laten ruiken, dat werkt ook
>
kon het gewoon niet laten om leuk commentaar te geven :p
 
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