Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me for I may
not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just leave me alone.
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a
leaky tire.
It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your
neighbour's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.
Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car
payments.
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in his or her shoes.
That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you
have their shoes.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he
will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably
worth it.
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
Some days you are the bug; some days you are the windshield.
Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad
judgment.
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back
in your pocket.
A closed mouth gathers no foot.
Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side and a dark side, and it
holds the universe together.
There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
The most wasted day of all is one in which we have not laughed.
C.M.
D'Oude Vos.
(Een vos verliest wel zijn haren maar niet zijn streken. Ik weet naar welke streek we gaan).
